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YES, sure, why not?
This dress isnt blowing anyone's socks off but it does hide ur pooch (wine gut) and make ur ass look fab. You could also easily dress this up for holidays (thanks to the metallic threading through out). The sleeves are sheer and not lined like the rest of the dress and that does get itchy (the wine will take care of that). Oh also there is supposed to be a hook closure at boob level but one side of that hook was missing when I received it so I had to use a safety pin-If I have amazing boobs I would have left it open with a sexy bralette underneath (free people is always pumping those out).

Vina Dress
Ramy Brook
Size Worn: M
Usual Size: 8
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 140lbs
Bust: 36B
Just sorta weird
So I'm like an 8ish and I got a 10 which was far too big, im also small chested so I didn't fill out this dress at all. I just dunno felt like it was a weird cut and fit even if it had been the correct size. Also the fabric is pretty stiff and doesn't hang well

Twist Waist Cami Flounce Mini Dress
Derek Lam 10 Crosby
Size Worn: 10
Usual Size: 8
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 140lbs
Bust: 36B
YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL NOT BE IMPRESSED
But you'll feel like a damned powerful generous goddess of fertility when wearing it, unless you have a crazy ass 3 year old who insists on chasing you thru the house to hide under your dress. This is an item my ex would call a "frock" (as in, "are you really gonna wear that frock out of the house? Where is your cloak?") I got the XL because smaller sizes weren't available and probably would've done better with one of those. But alas, I still felt like a freakin queen (cuz I am, but still...). Oh and I'm not pregnant but have the ability to look pregs so tried out a few maternity poses and HOT DAMN this dress would be an absolute SMASH for your baby shower! *not pictured: toddler hiding under folds of dress*

Odessa Maxi
AMUR
Size Worn: XLR
Usual Size: 8
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 140lbs
Bust: 36B
Little bit dorky
Loved the two tone and light paneling on these jeans. They hit sortve an awkward spot on my legs, leaving me feeling dumb wearing my go to booties and mom ish wearing slip on sandals. I sure did wear them tho... nice and comfy for summer. Just not the sexiest pair of denim you'll find.

Isabella Paneled Jeans
AG
Size Worn: 31R
Usual Size: 8
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 140lbs
Bust: 36B