Elise 's Reviews
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3 reviews
For Your Local Waif.
I'm not a super curvy girl but I am most certainly too curvy for these. I could not even get the skirt on all the way - the denim is so rigid and the slits are so high that even if you could manage to get the skirt past your apparently thunderous thighmeat the entire silhouette is ruined by the pinching. In order to wear this I would have to go up two sizes and wear a belt [yeesh]. My Cool-Girl-At-The-Greenmarket dreams were dashed, or should I say choked. Great for anyone with 0-9% body fat!
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Denim Skirt
Free People
Size Worn: 2
Usual Size: 2
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 125lbs
Bust: 32B
IMMEDIATE PURCHASE
Fabric of the gods, I put this on and was automatically in Total Comf Mode. Soft + ridiculously cute, great with HIGH WAIST (talking 9-10" rise) jeans - I have a loooong torso and high-waisted jeans are my savior so this shows the perfect amount of skin in the back. My work dress code is nonexistent so I have worn this in the office + gotten compliments, just don't bend too far over unless the back of your bra is cute. I put it on and said "IT'S MINE FOREVER NOW".
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Grey Cross Back Hoodie
Slate & Willow
Size Worn: XS
Usual Size: 2
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 125lbs
Bust: 32B
Oh man y'all, I looked SO good in this.
Threw the Holiday Party for my office so I needed the perfect Hostess Dress and let me tell you I felt fucking INCREDIBLE in this. This dress was the talk of the party - classy sleeve + shoulder with just enough sex appeal in the low cut, color is a phenomenal oxblood that screams "CHRISSMUSS", fabric was comfy as hell and thick enough for the gross weather happening outside to barely bother me (Dec. 14th in NYC was disgusting). Fit perfectly for me - I'm thin but hourglassed so I'm used to taking up more skirt space but I still had a bit of flare at the bottom!! You're a fucking idiot if you don't rent this dress for your holiday party - you'll be the hottest lil' cranberry at the ball.
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Textured Puff Sleeve Dress
MINKPINK
Size Worn: XS
Usual Size: 2
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 125lbs
Bust: 32B