I'm a big M.i.h. fan but these were a giant N.a.h. I experienced some slight dysmorphia when considering my usual size with this brand (S). They bunched, wrinkled, and upset me in all the wrong places. When you first pull them out of the bag they look freakishly tall and when you put them on they seem significantly less tall...all the while giving your thighs a starring role in a decidedly D-List movie. I actually did end up wearing them with a freakishly long sweater at a dimly lit bar and, even still, when I sat down, they gave me the unsettling sensation of wearing an adult diaper or a chastity belt. Retro dreams deferred.

Lewis Trousers

M.i.h. Jeans

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Size Worn: SR

Usual Size: 6

Height: 5' 6"

Weight: 135lbs

Imagine: it's 1976. You're Parker Posey. It's winter. Austin, Texas. You have nothing to do but waste time in front of convenience stores with your much older boyfriend Matthew McConaughey. You decide to pick up your BFF Joey Lauren Adams. Omg, she has three tickets to the Aerosmith concert. But, what to wear? Thank God for Samantha Sipos! This bomber will make you seriously chill while keeping you seriously warm. I am not chill at all and I don't even really like classic rock, but you better believe I was riding around in a Bronco listening to classic rock mere seconds after putting this on. Everyone adores this coat. They will want to touch, and you - not being neurotic for once - will *let* them! You are going to have so much fun at the Aerosmith concert in this! Thank you, Samantha! Runway Song: Sweet Emotion - Aerosmith :)

Mango Shearling Bomber

Samantha Sipos

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Size Worn: S

Usual Size: 6

Height: 5' 6"

Weight: 135lbs

I've rented these jeans like 100 times and anyone with good financial sense would have already bought them by now. They *literally* make anything look better. That sad sack of a shirt sitting in your closet for 10 years? Give it a new lease on life with these jeans! Boring black button-up? Give her a shot of yellow! Polarizing print you have no idea what to do with? Go for the jeans! The only con is that literal people will say literal things about these pants, like "Wow, someone must like ketchup and mustard,' when you wear a red sweater with them. But, it's like 'Thanks, Bob. I actually love ketchup and mustard. As a look AND as condiments. Yum yum." "Why, thank you, Barb, yes I did plan to look like a bumblebee today. Buzz buzz!" But anyway, somehow they make me feel taller and more confident (because my legs are suddenly made of sunshine). All the love, laugh, and light to M.i.h for making this darling baby of a jean.

Saffron Caron Pant

M.i.h. Jeans

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Size Worn: S

Usual Size: 6

Height: 5' 6"

Weight: 135lbs

So, I was totally like 'I'm not a flare girl. I'm just not a flare girl.' Turns out, I'm -actually- a flare girl! The subtle pepto-bismol wash on these bad girls made me want to dance up a shopping mall escalator, circa 1986. . It's like this: imagine you're wearing the love child of a 70s Cher silhouette and an acid wash 80s sky, come to bless us in 2019, year of the immaculate flare. M.i.h. Jeans are my go-to denim to feel like a goddess and these DON'T disappoint! Runway anthem: Color My Love - Fun Fun

Marty Acid Pink Flare Jeans

M.i.h. Jeans

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Size Worn: 25

Usual Size: 6

Height: 5' 6"

Weight: 135lbs

You should def rent if you want to feel like a well-traveled Danish DJ. Positives of this sweater: super-sturdy, basically bulletproof against lame people, extra long sleeves your haters can trip over, cool shout out to the Pyramids of Giza! Cons: Strangers invading your coordinates to ask what your sweater says (-_-), must have high waist for the crop, the unfortunate mystery *still* surrounding Stonehenge?? As for me, I'm very into people confusing me for a Danish DJ so this Opening Ceremony knit comes highly recommended. Be a *Bold* *Beautiful* *Billboard* Runway Song: Paradise Engineering by YACHT

Destination Hand Knit Sweater

Opening Ceremony

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Size Worn: S

Usual Size: 6

Height: 5' 6"

Weight: 135lbs