Bought em. Had no choice. Per my dear friend: "Just look at your ass!" Per female stranger in bar: "Those pants have a story." Favorite piece of clothing I own now.

Patchwork Striped Jeans

See by Chloé

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Size Worn: 29

Usual Size: 4

Height: 5' 3"

Weight: 128lbs

Bust: 32D

I loved this sweater dearly. Also went to a comedy show with SNL kwén Sudi Green who was wearing it and she looked simply DV (divine). John Mulaney made a surprise appearance. Everyone was maximum comfy AND giggly. A dream. The Great Indeed.

The Bear Roll Pullover

The Great.

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Size Worn: 1

Usual Size: 4

Height: 5' 3"

Weight: 128lbs

Bust: 32D

I love her! (And so does my current presentday lover.) Fits beautifully without a bra, and goes so well with these olive One Teaspoon trousers (also RTRs) for a fem/masc mashup that I jadore.

Mason Top

ASTR the Label

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Size Worn: S

Usual Size: 4

Height: 5' 3"

Weight: 128lbs

Bust: 32D

This top delivers MUB (mad unexpected boobage)! Got it for self-esteem quaranteems and this puppy delivers!! Thick material, great color, does a lift and squoosh situation that defies gravity. Only wish I had more opps to show her off in public, but for now I'll stick to this review ;)

Lemon Ava Top

A.L.C.

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Size Worn: S

Usual Size: 4

Height: 5' 3"

Weight: 128lbs

Bust: 32D