Name: Green Straight Leg Pants
Brand: SIMONMILLER
SKU: SMILL24
Price: 34 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 3.5 (53 reviews)

Wore these to a tailgate party, which was fun to spice up casual attire. They are lined so not too "sticky" to take on/off. I brought coconut oil with me in case I needed but didn't seem to have problems with too much squeaking since the fit is pretty straight leg. 

Amazing, comfortable, but also beware if your thighs touch. Mine don’t but any time the legs made contact I felt like I was gonna trip. Totally worth it, I’d be on the floor in style. 

Loved the color & fit!  These are warm pants - perfect for winter season. Worn with rented Apparis coat! 

love love loved these pants! the compliments were endless, and they ended up being so fun with every top. i normally wear at 28 in jeans but only a 31 was available. it fit fine, just a little big in the waist and thighs but didn’t look abnormal. so i’d definitely recommend sizing up. 

I felt like these fit TTS. I got the size I usually wear despite reviews saying to size up and they fit me perfectly. Definitely need to be greased a little to stop friction but comfortable to wear all day. Loved them and got so many compliments. 

These are fun!! I love the color and they fit snug but in a good way since there’s some stretch. I use coconut oil to stop the squeaky noise like other reviews have said and it’s the perfect trick to wear these without worrying about the sound. 

These pants were SO FUN but I read a review that she used a little coconut oil on them and the noise was gone! Otherwise they’re incredibly loud!!! One of my all time favorite pieces I’ve rented ever 

Loved these pants- I sized up based on reviews and that was right on at a 27! Really fun pants!! 

I took the advice of another renter and just used coconut oil on these and they were just fine. Beautiful pants - definitely a statement piece. Very trendy. They are lined with a very warm material, so not for the summer. They run a little tight. 

These pants do run small - I sized up from my normal 26 and should have gone up to 28 as the 27 was snug. Definitely use a little cooking oil to grease up the legs, but I didn’t have a noise or friction issue all day/night! Would rent again next year for the holiday!

These were so cute! I’m usually a size 25-26 and sized up to 27 and they fit perfectly. They do make some noise every once in a while but it’s not a big deal and only if you rub your legs together. They’re thick and great quality! 

The squeakiness goes away and everything else feels like a walk in nyc.

These worked well for me since my thighs do not touch. 

Very loud as the other reviews said. I’m a teacher and my students and coworkers had a kick out of hearing me walk in them.

These strange pants are really fun. I wore them for a St. Patrick's Day party at my house. Everyone loved them. Though, I see how wearing them out, especially with lots of walking, could make these a no-go. They did have an occasional squeak. The reviews are hilarious and despite the pleas not to rent, the rebel in me couldn't resist. Good item for the extra spot, but don't have any expectations and plan for a backup option. 

These made me too sweaty to want to wear for more than 10 minutes while goofing around the house when it was around 55 degrees out. Other than that, they had stretch and fit comfortably if not a little too tightly. I wish I would have gone a size up — maybe they wouldn’t have felt so hot if they were a little baggy. 

I agree with other reviewers that putting a little cooking oil on stops the squeaky noises.

The only pro is that these pants looked cool. So many cons… 1. Because of the thick material they would ride up while you’re walking and pooch out at the hips as well as get all up in your junk. 2. They were extremely HOT so my legs were a sweaty mess constantly like Ross in friends. 3. Again because of the thickness of the material, they bent in a little around my tummy and actually wound up, giving me a swollen bruise in that area since I walked around all day (23900 steps in Japan). All in all, I would not recommend renting these pants.

DO NOT rent these, please don’t even be tempted! These fit me totally fine, perfectly even and they are actually comfy. But no matter how hard I tried, the fabric made a loud farting noise every time I took a step. The fabric rubbing against itself makes this noise. These are unwearable and honestly they should not even be available. Even if you have a decent thigh gap you probably aren’t safe! Super super disappointed.

Super fun but a little sweaty and sticky.

Other reviews talked about how they make noise and they did until I put coconut oil on them and it stopped. Styled them with a blazer then with a black crop jacket then just tshirt. Very warm. Ran just a little big but I do have narrow hips. Enjoyed the unusual look. 

They were very tight at the waist, runs small. For pants so warm it was strange how they were cropped at the bottom, so if you're wearing in cold weather you need tall shoes.

These pants aren't just loud because of the color, but literally are loud as you walk. 😅 

Fun pair of pants and very warm! Unfortunately for me they are standing only pants but they hugged me just a little bit too tight. Will rent again in the future in a bigger size 


So awesome!!! They are perfect for what I wanted them for. They are very particular though.. they are very warm & sort-of sticky on the outside (the material). But I love them. Sooooo cool. 

I might size up next time because I would rent again. Love the color…YES for the noise when the thighs rub together but easily fixed with a tiny wipe of Vaseline. The noise never came back. Cool and trendy. 

I sized up thinking they would be unforgiving and I was dead wrong- supple and not stiff in any way. So thrilled they aren’t skinny OR wide leg- the perfect in between I always want even being a size too big. endless compliments, and the key to the squeek is just rubbing a tiny dab of aquafor or Vaseline on any part that touches itself- not a single sound alllll night working a dinner event walking 10+ miles. 

Fit is great. They are warm. I put a teeny amount of Vaseline where my thighs met and the sound that others mentioned was gone forever. Wore these to a packer game and an ugly Christmas Sweater Party. Warning: people will want to touch them! LOL look great with white Doc Martin boots and a white sweater. 

Very trendy pants, but be sure to size up. I couldn't pull the pants past my thighs.

I sized up 1 size but should have done 2. They definitely squeaked but I followed the other reviews’ suggestion of a little vaseline and it worked like a charm. The lining made them really warm. Despite all that, they were super fun and I loved them!

Although cute, these pants never made it out of the house! They squeaked with every step. I could not meet my friend at the cafe wearing these LOUD pants.

I was excited to wear these but after 5 min. of them on I knew that it wasn't going to work. They made the worst rubbery sound when I walked. It was so funny and not worth it in public.

Strange material and made a strange sound when I moved 

If you want to walk around making terrible plastic sounds in which your pants stick one leg to each other, this might be for you.
Also, way too small for my booty

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