Dec 22, 2013
Spanx Get It Done!
Rented for: Formal Affair
I ordered them 'just in case' and was glad I did. My panty hose kept shifting around under the dress and disaster was imminent... put the Spanxs on and suddenly my hosiery behaved and I looked 15 pounds lighter. Win! The only reason I didn't give them 5 stars is because I have all these abdominal surgical scars from years ago, and the Spanx are so tall that they encompass ever single scar; by the end of the night, they all itched and ached. It isn't really the undergarment's fault my belly looks like the Bride of Frankenstein, but it would be nice to dress up, look nice, and not want to rub my tummy on a tree to relieve the itching by the end of the night...
I would look like some sort of really well dressed Grizzly Bear in pearls and Italian shoes.