Your personal style in three words: Shorts T-shirt Flip-flops (hyphens makes five words three! Phew!).
Trendy or Classic: Trassic. Clendy. Take your pick.
Brand that embodies your personality and why: Woot. Sell anything, be super funny about it, don’t take things seriously. Me HEART Woot.
Dying to rent: de Havilland Mosquito, P-38 Lightning, Supermarine Spitfire, P-51 Mustang.
My Closet is: Stuffed with camping gear that I keep neglecting to use! Argh! I love camping but hate planning!
Getting ready ritual: Brushing my teeth while watching prying cat paws appear under the bathroom door. The Beast will not be ignored! The Beast demands tribute!
Favorite fashion personality: Hmmmm…I got nothing. Let’s say Lady Gaga for the meat dress. Cuz, hey, I like to grill.
Before you rented the runway: Babysat, worked at a roadside peach stand, was a supermarket cashier and janitor, sold luxury watches (50 grand and up!), answered customer service emails for an online dating service (wow. just wow.), named new products (mainly cars), a little bit of this, a little bit of that, etc, etc, yudda, yudda, yudda. Nothing crazy. Just the usual.
Favorite thing about Rent the Runway: Eye-crossingly complex product/technology/process puzzles to figure out. Ermahgerd! Hard! Fun!