June 16, 2014
"You're really working that bare shoulder"
This is a much sexier dress than it appears on the model--but would still be completely appropriate for a wedding, work event, church event, etc. I thought it would be more of a shift dress and not too form fitting, but it clung to my curves the perfect amount (tight enough to show them off, loose enough that I didn't need spanx).
When I first tried the dress on, I was a little concerned by how bunchy it was around the top--I thought maybe I didn't have a big enough bust to fill the dress out--but that's just the way the dress is designed. When you have good posture, it smooths out.
Cons of this dress: I wore this to a wedding with dancing. The dress was tight around my legs, making i hard to really get low. Also, this dress gives you T-Rex arms--couldn't lift my arms up above my head. So my hand dancing was a little inhibited, but I still managed to tear the dance floor up. I did a lot of shimmying looking over my one shoulder, which caused my date to make the comment that is the title of this review.
Got so many compliments on this dress! Couldn't praise highly enough!