Your personal style in three words: Dirty T-Shirt

Trendy or Classic: Classic - trendy implies effort

Brand that embodies your personality and why: Fruit of the Loom - They're cheap, and they last

Dying to rent: The Wow Dress, but we don't have my size. So barring that, a Falcon Heavy

My Closet is: A stack of clothes on a shelf

Getting ready ritual: Why waste time getting ready, when you can do?

Favorite fashion personality: The Dude

Before you rented the runway: Lived in the wild north, with nothing but my cunning to defend myself from the rampant beavers

Favorite thing about Rent the Runway: Great team